February 23, 2009

Song d'jour

Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island

February 21, 2009

Ricky Likes to Masturbate!

Funny clip from a 1970's sex ed film!

Fleshlight Sex Toy

February 17, 2009

I have a thing for Kevin Richardson

Just watched this guy working with hyenas on Animal Planet. I heard wedding bells when he spoke to me through the magic of television! Animal behaviourist Kevin Richardson is from South Africa and is too hot.

See more pics of him working with lions and hyenas HERE.
He'll make you purrrrrrrr.

February 14, 2009

Wanda to entertain at White House correspondents' dinner

Wanda Sykes will soon get the chance to make fun of President Barack Obama to his face.

The comic actress said Thursday that she has been selected as the entertainer at the annual White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner in Washington, slated for May 9.

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February 3, 2009

Always Remember Those Who Serve

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. “How much is an ice cream sundae?” “Fifty cents,” replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it. “How much is a dish of plain ice cream?” he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient. “Thirty-five cents,” she said brusquely. The little boy again counted the coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed. When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies - her tip.