December 27, 2009


For Andy - I gave you the wrong addy for my account.
It's - somebody beat me to just SoulCancer

I'm loving this song right now

Also, you should listen to my favorite new radio station

Steve Zahn is hot in his 40's

I was never much of a Steve Zahn fan, but I'll be damned if the 40's are doing wonderful things to this man!

December 9, 2009

Muse - Uprising

I love this song!

November 30, 2009

Least Popular Musical Standards

David Letterman - Michael Buble does the Top Ten List

November 29, 2009

Meet William Levy Gutierrez

William Levy Gutierrez
Born in Cuba, he's best known as a spanish soap opera actor.

He sure got a purdy mouth!

Currently he has blonde hair, but I think he's much hotter with his naturally dark hair.

You can find lots more pics of him HERE

Gay Test

November 19, 2009

Church Of Scientology Accused Of Forced Abortion, Torture, Perjury and Financial Coercion


Read the news:

Church Of Scientology Accused Of Torture And Forced Abortions In Australia - Huffington Post [READ]

Scientology faces allegations of abuse and covering up deaths in Australia - The Irish Times [READ]

Scientology a 'criminal organisation' - ABC News [READ]

More Scientology Problems… Just The Tip Of The Iceberg - GlossLip [READ]

Former Scientologists allege abuse, intimidation - The Age [READ]

Scientology Under Fire from Nick Xenophon: Intergalactic Badass - FunnyCrave [READ]

Pressure mounts for Scientology inquiry - The Sydney Morning Herald [READ]

October 31, 2009

October 30, 2009

Happy Halloween to my straight buds

Ever wanted a blowjob from a hot female vampire?
Now is your chance!

October 14, 2009

I have a thing for Bailey Chase

Just watched an episode of Cold Case with Chase Bailey. DAMN!
I can't believe I never knew of this guy before.

He's been in tons of TV shows, most of which I don't watch.

But now, I'm can't stop checking out pics of this hottie.

September 19, 2009

For my straight/bi buddies & lesbian sisters......

Highlights from the U.S Pole Dancing Championship 2009

September 16, 2009

I want one!

These are Coco Taxis from Cuba.
I want one bad!

September 14, 2009

Kanye West is a major DOUCHE

Unlike the rude interrupting media whore, Kanye West, I'm speechless.

September 10, 2009

So true!

Socialized medicine scares me a lot less than the people scared of socialized medicine

You can send this as a ecard from

August 15, 2009

Unknown Hottie

DAMN! I don't know who he is, but he sure got a purdy mouth!


August 12, 2009

Meat Channing Tatum from the G.I. Joe movie

Saw Channing Tatum on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. He sure can fill out a pair of slacks - if you know what I'm saying.

August 7, 2009

Super Hot Circle Jerk?

Super Hot Circle Jerk?
Not so much, but they are cute Weenie Roasters from

July 16, 2009

BACON! Do I have to say more?

I got my first 3 pack today. It's fuckin' awesome! You MUST try this stuff.
Everything is better with BACON!

How hetero are you?

1% Heterosoulcancer is 1% HeteroHow hetero are you? How hetero is Martha Stewart? Try out any Twitter name and get the real picture. Are we really the words we use? Hope to see you at Stockholm Pride!

July 10, 2009


Another Young Man Kidnapped by Ex-Gay Camp

4 years ago, 15 year old Zach Stark was placed in facility ran by Exodus, to 'cure' him of his homosexuality. Thankfully he emerged as gay as ever and stronger too.

Today another young man has been taken. Bryce Faulkner is a bright young pre-med student who, like many in college, was totally dependent upon his parents for survival. His car, his cell phone, his education, even his job was all connected to his parents purse strings. Bryce was making plans to come out to his parents, but before he had the opportunity to carry out these plans, his mother found his email password and discovered communications between he and his lover Travis Of Green Bay, Wisconsin.

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July 2, 2009

June 25, 2009

June 23, 2009

Fuck Media Whore Mario Lavandeira (aka Perez Hilton)

"Perez Hilton" admits to using vile anti-gay comments

JEERS to "Perez Hilton" for believing it's okay to call ANYONE a FAG and/or FAGGOT just to disrespect them - You sicken me as gay man.

June 16, 2009

How To Shave Your Groin - Shaving Tips From Gillette

"Trimming the bush to make the tree look taller"

June 14, 2009

Some people are gay. Get over it!

The Stonewall charity in the UK did a great job of fighting homophobia by putting up 600 of these billboards in England, Scotland and Wales.

Understanding the MPAA's rating system

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June 11, 2009


I want these in my belly!

June 9, 2009

Great news for DFW

For those of you in the Dallas Fort Worth area, we have reason to celebrate!

After 13 years away, KERA is returning to the music business.

The North Texas NPR affiliate has bought the station, 91.7 FM, KVTT ("The Truth") from Covenant Educational Media, Inc. for $18 million. KERA will maintain its popular news-and-public affairs programming, while the new station will broadcast full-time music programming. KERA hasn't broadcast a music format since the 1996 decision to go to weekday news and public affairs.

The new station, which will have new call letters, will start broadcasting in late summer-early fall 2009. It will be "Triple A" (Adult Album Alternative) - essentially the format that KERA helped pioneer. AAA offers a wide spectrum of adult-oriented playlists, including world music, folk, acoustic, indie and alternative country and rock.

June 8, 2009

Fraudulent Male Enhancement Drug Gets Company Founder 25 Yrs.

Read the Wall Street Journal article here

Thank Gawd!

Maybe this will stop those freakin' Enzyte commercials we are all so sick of.


My Favorite Dr. Seuss quote of all time

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss

June 5, 2009

I have thing for ?

Sorry, another unknown hot guy. But DAMN, he sure got a purdy mouth!

June 2, 2009



Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,
and you're hampered by not having any,
the best way to solve the dilemma, you'll find,
is simply by spinning a penny.
No -- not so that chance shall decide the affair
while you're passively standing there moping;
but the moment the penny is up in the air,
you suddenly know what you're hoping.

May 26, 2009

I fucking love to cuddle

I love this T-shirt!

May 25, 2009

I have a thang for ?

I've seen this guy somewhere before, but can't recall his name. If you know it, please leave a comment. I'll take his phone number too!

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May 19, 2009

Reason #8,307 I'm not a republican

Mr. GOHMERT said - "Again I appreciate the sensitivities with regard to rare cats and dogs around the world. With regard to the previous votes on this bill in the House, to be specific, 227 Democrats voted ``aye,'' 67 Republicans voted ``aye,'' which also was about the same numbers, similar numbers, that voted for the bailout back in September, which was also a huge mistake. There was one Democrat that voted ``no'' and 118 Republicans that voted ``no.''

But we are even in different times now. We are still borrowing money from the Chinese. And, once again, the irony here is incredible. We are going to borrow more money from the Chinese to possibly give them money back to create habitats for wild dogs and cats that are rare.

There is no assurance that if we did that we wouldn't end up with moo goo dog pan or moo goo cat pan. There is no way to assure that money will not be wasted when it's sent to foreign countries....."

Really? You fvckin' idiot.


May 10, 2009

Meet Ryan Succop

Some of you probably know what a huge football fan I am (stop laughing!), but when I saw the pic of this hottie I actually read the story. His name is Ryan Succop - pronounced "suck up".

I don't care what his last name is, I'd do him!

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Easily Dickstracted

Been DJing @

Finding new music and some cool mashups.

Check it. I'll get bored soon enough and get back to posting guys with purdy mouths soon enough.

Much love,

April 3, 2009

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

My opinion......

"My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass."
- Christopher Hitchens

April 1, 2009

Federal court delays birth certificate for gay dads

Federal court delays birth certificate for gay dads
By 365gay Newscenter Staff
04.01.2009 12:40pm EDT

(New Orleans, Louisiana) The 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has ordered a hold on a lower court ruling that gave the state of Louisiana 15 days to put both names of a gay couple on the birth certificate of their adopted son.

The state appealed the ruling and the 5th Circuit has ordered legal briefs to be submitted in the case. The Appeals Court is expected to hear the case later this year.

Oren Adar and Mickey Smith adopted their Louisiana-born son in 2006 in a New York court, where a judge issued an adoption decree.

When Smith attempted to get a new birth certificate for their child, in part so he could add his son to his health insurance, the office of Louisiana State Registrar Darlene Smith told him that Louisiana does not recognize adoption by unmarried parents and so could not issue it. [ Full Story ]

March 30, 2009

I am NOT Robert Powell

I am NOT Robert Powell!

I am not Robert Powell, the police officer from Dallas, Texas.
Please stop sending me hate mail.

March 28, 2009

I have a thing for Mike Rowe

I have a thing for Mike Rowe.
Although he's not really my type, there
is something about the man I love.
If you don't get it after watching this video,
you never will.

March 18, 2009

I have a thing for Timothy Olyphant

I first became aware of Timothy Olyphant when he played Sheriff Seth Bullock in Deadwood. I thought he was good looking until I saw him with his shirt off. He is freakin' hot! That was quite a while back, but the man is still hot! Here's some more pics of Timothy Olyphant.

March 16, 2009

A Great Story

Most Important Question

During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘hello’. I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

March 5, 2009

The Raging Douchebag of the Year Award goes to Chris Brown

The Raging Douchebag of the Year Award goes to Chris Brown.

Real men beat their meat, not their women and children!.

Run Rihanna Run!
If not for your own life, for lives of the millions of young girls that worship and respect you!

February 23, 2009

Song d'jour

Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island

February 21, 2009

Ricky Likes to Masturbate!

Funny clip from a 1970's sex ed film!

Fleshlight Sex Toy

February 17, 2009

I have a thing for Kevin Richardson

Just watched this guy working with hyenas on Animal Planet. I heard wedding bells when he spoke to me through the magic of television! Animal behaviourist Kevin Richardson is from South Africa and is too hot.

See more pics of him working with lions and hyenas HERE.
He'll make you purrrrrrrr.

February 14, 2009

Wanda to entertain at White House correspondents' dinner

Wanda Sykes will soon get the chance to make fun of President Barack Obama to his face.

The comic actress said Thursday that she has been selected as the entertainer at the annual White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner in Washington, slated for May 9.

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February 3, 2009

Always Remember Those Who Serve

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. “How much is an ice cream sundae?” “Fifty cents,” replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it. “How much is a dish of plain ice cream?” he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient. “Thirty-five cents,” she said brusquely. The little boy again counted the coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed. When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies - her tip.

January 26, 2009

January 24, 2009

Song d'jour

Not sure how I bumped into this song, but I like it.

Ivri Lider - Jesse


January 20, 2009

I have a thing for Marco Dapper

Marco Dapper

The song on the slideshow is Someone I Used To Be by Izdatso.



Long live the Bill of Rights and
The Constitution of the United States of America.

Genital Amputation is acceptable?

I'm not sure how the conversation got started, by while talking to a very good friend of mine (who I happen to disagree on MOST things - yet still love and respect), the subject of circumcision came up.

It happens he is pro-amputation without consent of babies. Me - not so much.

I attempted to explain that the amputation (read circumcision, if it makes you feel better about it) of baby boys is no longer as common in the U.S. as it once was, but he doubts me.

I told him to learn more about it on the internet,
and also suggestd he check out the American Medical Association's opinion on circumcision.

For some reason, he insisted I read the American Psychological Association's opinion on circumcision. Which is odd since the first result is from 1957 and costs $11.95 to read. (Sorry - I'm not spending that much money for an out dated opinion from anyone).

I'll give the following links for ANYONE to read more about genital amputation/circumcision and allow you to make up your own mind.

Pro and con opinions given. All I can say is that I was NOT asked if I wanted a part of my own body chopped off simply because it was considered the "norm".

AMA search reults for circumcision

Wikipedia article on circumcision

Kid's Health article on circumcision

Circumcision Resource Center's article on circumcision

Circumcision Information Resource Pages

Medline Plus' article on circumcision

American Academy on Pediatrics' article on circumcision

World Health Organization's articles on circumcision

You decide if it's right or wrong!

January 14, 2009

Dallas-Fort Worth, TX is #14!

#14 in the Men's Fitness 2009 Fittest/Fattest Cities Survey, and it's NOT in the Fittest list.

Oh the shame! And, I just got done eating at #1 Supper Chinese Buffet!
Guess I'll go do some crunches. Haaaaaa

January 12, 2009

Absolute Monarch of all Bum Smackers!

Frisky Dingo is one of my fave shows!

January 8, 2009

Song d'jour

Here's a link to to the vid of my current fave song:

It's called The Man That Can't Be Moved by The Script.

Heres the lyrics:

The Man Who Can't Be Moved Lyrics by The Script

Going Back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move
Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand
saying, "if you see this girl can you tell her where I am"

Some people try to hand me money, they don't understand
I'm not broke I'm just a broken hearted man
I know it makes no sense but what else can I do
How can I move on when I'm still in love with you

Cause If one day you wake up and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinkin maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on the corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving

Policeman says, "son you can't stay here"
I said, "there's someone I'm waiting for If it's a day, a month, a year"
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go

Cause If one day you wake up and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinkin maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on the corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving,
I'm not moving, I'm not moving

People talk about the guy that's waiting on a girl
There are no holes in his shoes but a big hole in his world

Maybe i'll get famous as the man who can't be moved
Maybe you wont mean to but you'll see me on the news
And you'll come running to the corner
cause you'll know it's just for you
Im the man who can't be moved

[Chorus 2x]

Going Back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move

January 5, 2009

Florinda Donner found sleeping in park homeless

Noam Chomsky + Robert Trivers

Noam Chomsky + Robert Trivers on Deception