September 24, 2008

Anal Fissures

It freaks me out that the 2nd most popular search (as of now) under el alcalde is anal fissures.

Related searches include: anal fissure, fissure, anal, assholes, glacial pinnacle.

Anal Fissure actually beats "biggest loser recipes" as a search.

Must have been something on FOX news that I missed, but I'll be damned if I'm going to try and figure out why everyone is so into Anal Fissures right now!

Whatever it is you freaks are into, I will defend your right to be freaky as long as you support my right to be freaky in my own way - NO anal fissures involved!

Sweet dreams!

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

LOL! That is crazy. Fissures Suck! I think that anyone who has them is just DESPARATE for a cure so they google it... speaking from experience