September 30, 2008

Mandy Blank


oh, you're straight?
That's Okay, some of my best friends are straight!

Here's one for my straight male friends and my lesbian sisters:

It's the one and only
Mandy Blank.
I really don't know anything about her, other than straight guys think she's hot.

Fleshlight Sex Toy

September 28, 2008

September 26, 2008

September 24, 2008

Anal Fissures

It freaks me out that the 2nd most popular search (as of now) under el alcalde is anal fissures.

Related searches include: anal fissure, fissure, anal, assholes, glacial pinnacle.

Anal Fissure actually beats "biggest loser recipes" as a search.

Must have been something on FOX news that I missed, but I'll be damned if I'm going to try and figure out why everyone is so into Anal Fissures right now!

Whatever it is you freaks are into, I will defend your right to be freaky as long as you support my right to be freaky in my own way - NO anal fissures involved!

Sweet dreams!

Clay Aiken is gay! NO WAY!! Really?

Clay is gay: Aiken comes out of the closet
By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY

NEW YORK (AP) — Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people already knew: He's gay. The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article to The Associated Press until Wednesday.

The baby's mother is Aiken's friend and record producer Jaymes Foster.

Aiken, who gained fame as the runner-up on "American Idol" in 2003, rarely addressed the frequent rumors about his sexuality. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

The multiplatinum singer recently released the CD "On My Way Here" and made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

September 19, 2008

I have a thing for Danny Boome

Danny Boome
Born on February 14, 1976 and grew up in Cambridgeshire, England.
Hockey player, ex-model, and chef - Yummy!
You can catch him on the Food Network's Rescue Chef.

I just want to eat him up!

September 13, 2008

September 12, 2008

Republicans downplay Palin book-banning inquiry

The McCain campaign is defending Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's much-criticized inquiry into banning books at her hometown library, saying her questions were only hypothetical. [MORE]

Palin Tried To Ban Gay-Themed Book, Hired Friends, Fired Critics, Abused Power

Once Elected, Palin Hired Friends and Lashed Foes

"Books and ideas are the most effective weapons against intolerance and ignorance." -36th President of the United States Lyndon Baines Johnson

"Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us."-Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas

Challenged and Banned Books BannedBooksWeek.org

September 6, 2008

By the way, I'm gay

Teenage coming out movie wins short film award
A quirky short film by gay teenagers about coming out has won the Best Film category in the first Kino Kids Film Festival in Kent. The three minute comedy, By The Way, I'm Gay, was made by an initiative run by Kent Youth Service for the LGBT community.

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September 2, 2008