December 28, 2008

December 27, 2008

December 26, 2008

Rest In Peace Eartha Kitt


Eartha Mae Kitt (January 17, 1927 – December 25, 2008)
You will be missed

I want this!

I searched and searched, but cannot find a place to buy one of these great starving piggy banks! If you know of a seller, please comment.

Media Whores Deathmatch!

So I'm catching up on news at Google News when I stumble upon this headline:

I won't bother you with the boring details, because I don't give a rat's ass about these media whores. However, I think America is ready for a new kind of game show -
Media Whores Deathmatch!

Let the media whores fight to the death. More airtime for the winner, and one less media whore for the planet.

I'd watch it!

Bush administration rule change could allow doctors to reject gay patients

The Bush administration issued a “right of conscience” regulation last week that could enable health care workers to deny treatment to gay patients based on religious beliefs. [FULL STORY @ Southern Voice]

Thank Gawd we only have 24 more days of his crap!

December 25, 2008

December 10, 2008

I heart Jon Stewart / not so much Huckabee

Jon Stewart and Mike Huckabee discuss gay marriage. Now, this is some MUST SEE TV!

December 7, 2008

Santa Claus Exposed

Check out Santa Claus Exposed to learn the dark truth about Santa Claus! It's mind blowing!

December 1, 2008

Song d'jour

Thanks Amber, for turning me onto the Kings Of Leon and the song Sex on Fire. The style of music might not be to my norm, but the lyrics fuckin' speak volumes to me right now.

Speaking of the lyrics - Nobody seems to agree as to exactly what they are saying. The following are what I believe the lyrics to Sex on Fire by the Kings of Leon are:

Lay where you're laying, don't make a sound
I know they're watching, they're watching
All the commotion, the kitty like play
Has people talking, talking

You, your sex is on fire

The dark of the alley, the breaking of day
The head while I'm driving, I'm driving
Soft lips are open, knuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying, you're dying

You, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire

Hot as a fever, rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
If it's not forever, if it's just tonight
Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest

You, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire

And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what's to transpire

I may be wrong, but if I'm right - I love it!

November 27, 2008

November 25, 2008

Poker Shirt

I played poker last night - Didn't win, but had fun. Then I saw this t-shirt from and it made me laugh.

Ante, Christ

November 18, 2008

November 16, 2008

Keith Olberman "Gay marriage is a question of love"

Defend Equality, Love Unites

Shepard Fairey of Obey Giant has created a new poster, “Defend Equality, Love Unites” to raise awareness and funds for the movement to overturn CA Proposition 8.

November 15, 2008

November 14, 2008

Retro Web Cam

This is just TOO cool!

November 12, 2008

Douchebag of the Month Award goes to Joe Jonas

The's Douchebag of the Month Award goes to Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brother!

Reason: 27 Second break up phone call.
Read about it HERE or watch the video HERE.

Congrats Douchebag!

November 6, 2008

November 5, 2008

What's your favorite condom?

I don't tend to be brand loyal to many things, but after years of using different condoms I have found myself loyal to only one! My fave is Rough Rider Condoms by Contempo/Lifestyles.

"Things that go bump in the night aren't always bad. Rough Rider condoms are studded with hundreds of raised bumps designed to drive pleasure to the max. This is the grand-daddy of naughty condoms, the Rough Rider is guaranteed to please."

What's your fave? [comment]


November 4, 2008

Change is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats Barack Obama & Joe Biden!

You go boys!

Real Men Beat Their Meat!

Real Men Beat Their Meat Not Their Women And Children

Great T-shirt from Ban T-shirts!

October 29, 2008


I voted today!
How about you?

October 24, 2008

October 23, 2008

Dirtiest Picture on the Web

Looks like fun!

Wanna play some soccer?

This video has been removed.

Visit my friends at instead.


October 21, 2008

Click Necklace

I just think it's cool!

October 17, 2008

Hey there cowboy!

I just found this pic on my computer. It's dated 5/30/06. I have NO idea who this hottie is, but damn he sure got a purdy mouth!!

If you know who he is, leave me a comment.

[EDIT Thanks to Todd - It's Paul Walker]

Great quote on an old Starbucks cup

Khum Dhan

Get Khum Dhan!

October 9, 2008

Joe Scarborough on The Colbert Report

Joe Scarborough gives reasons why John McCain won't win this election.

That One 08

Someone created this new logo and started selling the merchandise online -
Great idea - good design - too damn pricey for me.

If I was gonna buy some stuff to support Obama, I'd head on over to

October 6, 2008

I have a thing for Paul Blackthorne

I have one thing to say about Paul Blackthorne,
he sure got a purdy mouth!

Paul Blackthorne
Born March 5, 1969
British actor on film, television and radio. He is also a photographer.

Photography by Mike Ruiz

Mike Ruiz is an awesome photographer!

Fleshlight Sex Toy

Women for Obama by K a y l a

October 1, 2008

John McCain: Economic Disaster

Free the Airwaves!

Why free the airwaves?

Remember that fuzzy static between channels on the old TVs? Today more than three-quarters of those radio airwaves, or "white space" spectrum, are completely unused. This vast public resource could offer a revolution in wireless services of all kinds, including universal wireless Internet. The FCC will soon decide whether to open this unused spectrum for general usage, and your voice matters -- a lot. So if you agree that freeing the white spaces represents a vote for the future of the Internet, please sign our petition and help spread the word about this campaign. [Learn more]
Take Action Now!

September 30, 2008

Mandy Blank

oh, you're straight?
That's Okay, some of my best friends are straight!

Here's one for my straight male friends and my lesbian sisters:

It's the one and only
Mandy Blank.
I really don't know anything about her, other than straight guys think she's hot.

Fleshlight Sex Toy

September 28, 2008

September 26, 2008

September 24, 2008

Anal Fissures

It freaks me out that the 2nd most popular search (as of now) under el alcalde is anal fissures.

Related searches include: anal fissure, fissure, anal, assholes, glacial pinnacle.

Anal Fissure actually beats "biggest loser recipes" as a search.

Must have been something on FOX news that I missed, but I'll be damned if I'm going to try and figure out why everyone is so into Anal Fissures right now!

Whatever it is you freaks are into, I will defend your right to be freaky as long as you support my right to be freaky in my own way - NO anal fissures involved!

Sweet dreams!

Clay Aiken is gay! NO WAY!! Really?

Clay is gay: Aiken comes out of the closet

NEW YORK (AP) — Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people already knew: He's gay. The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article to The Associated Press until Wednesday.

The baby's mother is Aiken's friend and record producer Jaymes Foster.

Aiken, who gained fame as the runner-up on "American Idol" in 2003, rarely addressed the frequent rumors about his sexuality. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

The multiplatinum singer recently released the CD "On My Way Here" and made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

September 19, 2008

I have a thing for Danny Boome

Danny Boome
Born on February 14, 1976 and grew up in Cambridgeshire, England.
Hockey player, ex-model, and chef - Yummy!
You can catch him on the Food Network's Rescue Chef.

I just want to eat him up!

September 13, 2008

September 12, 2008

Republicans downplay Palin book-banning inquiry

The McCain campaign is defending Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's much-criticized inquiry into banning books at her hometown library, saying her questions were only hypothetical. [MORE]

Palin Tried To Ban Gay-Themed Book, Hired Friends, Fired Critics, Abused Power

Once Elected, Palin Hired Friends and Lashed Foes

"Books and ideas are the most effective weapons against intolerance and ignorance." -36th President of the United States Lyndon Baines Johnson

"Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us."-Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas

Challenged and Banned Books